The other day while browsing through the bookshop, I found Working Class Zero by Rob Payne. I'd been looking for it for a while, and it had been discounted. So when I caught up with my partner I said, 'Have you got a spare $5 to buy me a Christmas present?'
So he gives me $5, and tells me to go and get the book.
I said, 'Don't you want to go get it for me?'
'No,' he says, 'I want it to be a surprise.'
Okay then. I'll probably have to wrap it too. Can't have him knowing what he's bought me.
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